As it's our Ruby Wedding Anniversary tomorrow, I thought I'd share this with you ...


40 years of marriage...

A married couple in their late 50s - early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said “For being such an exemplary married couple, and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”

The fairy waved her magic wand and- poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: “Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish! So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! ...
The husband became 92 years old

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....