I really am done now, I don't know if the OP is being purposefully obtuse, winding me up or something really obvious that I'm missing; but I've lost my rag and it's no longer constructive. I could solve this by simply uploading a working workbook, but I neither want to anymore and I suspect they'd still find a way to make it not work.

If anyone wants to help him, fill your boots. I fear I have run out of civility...