Setting variable, discontinuous print area in a macro

[dkril]

I need to write a macro to set the print area to the first two columns (A & B), and the last 12 columns (the last column may change). In both cases I need to print all rows (start is row 1, last row is variable). I am trying to achieve something like the "Freeze Pane" effect with the printer. The first two rows contain column headers (dates). The first two columns contain information that needs to be included on the printout, whilst the last 12 columns contain the most recent data.

Various cells withing the selected ranges may be blank, but no row or column will be entirely blank.

Is this possible, or am I trying to achieve the impossible?