Print both Portrait and Landscape from same worksheet

I know it sounds simple, but I can not figure it out for the life of me.

I would like to be able to print both Portrait and Landscape in the same excel worksheet without having to separate the report and print from two separate tabs.

I have researched it, but have not found anything really helpful yet. Everyone usually gives up and goes with 2 worksheets. Thanks in advance!

Relevant threads:
(1) Printing both landscape and portrait in same print option
(2)Print both Portrait and Landscape - Excel
(3)Landscape page within Portrait worksheet

I will probably have to give up, but this seems so simple. We have cars that drive themselves now! We had people launch a rover, wait 10 years and land said rover on a freaking asteroid, but we can't print in both landscape and portrait in excel. Where are the priorities people!?!?!