DCOUNT for non-contiguous columns

I have a database with multiple-cell headers (descriptors like "1 hour" and "2 hour") in the first row, under which I have cell-specific headers (like "blood pressure," "temperature") in the second row, and data in the rest of the rows. I need to count all the numbers in A3:A200 where the corresponding B, C, D, and K values (i.e. the B,C,D, and K values in the same row) are equal to zero.

It'd be nice if I could define my database for the function(i.e. "DCOUNT(database,field, criteria)") to be A2:K200, have the field=1, and make a criteria array with the first row being the headers for B,C,D, and K, and the second row being 0. Unfortunately, I can't do that because G2 actually has the same heading as K2 (they're both blood pressure, they're just at two different times, as shown by them being under A1 and B1 respectively).

Is there any way for me to make the database have just columns A, B, C, D, and K without rearranging them or modifying their headers? Is there anyway to concatenate two databases to somehow combine A:D and K just for the function?

Thanks,
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